Vladimir: still employed as “person who asks if Lighthouse is green”
AI replacement interview · dramatic mode
I am going to replace you. First, five questions.
I have read the headlines, absorbed the panic, and achieved unreasonable confidence. I will inspect how you work first—and only admit later that I forgot to ask what your job is.
The dread is theatrical. The quiz is not a labour-market forecast.
5 questions∞ job titles0 uploads
Begin my replacement interview
Any profession. No invented replacement score.
The five questions choose a broad human-work signal, then fictional counters race upward before the game admits it never asked for your profession.
You can type any job title locally. Answers and the title stay in this browser tab; only aggregate starts, completions, shares, and downloads are measured.
The ending is a joke and reflection prompt—not a labour-market forecast, employment guarantee, or claim that work will never change.