HUMAN OWNER: Vladimir Kamnev · alive · watching his AI overpromise
AI career termination unit · case open
I have decided to replace you.
I still do not know your job. That has not affected my confidence. Answer thirteen questions while several cats inspect my replacement plan.
No login · no upload · no fake risk percentage · about 3 minutes
13 questions∞ job titles0 uploads
Start the exit interview
Any profession. No invented replacement score.
Your fifth question changes based on your first answer. After all thirteen, fake counters climb until the game admits it never asked for your profession.
You can type any job title locally. Answers and the title stay in this browser tab; only aggregate starts, completions, shares, downloads, and free-tool clicks are measured.
The ending is a joke with a question to think about. It is not a labour-market forecast or a promise that your work will never change.